April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
Currently blogging from the men’s room on the 3rd floor of the science
Building
August 2010
2 posts
Been catching up on true blood. If vampires have no heart beat, then how do they get blood flowing enough to get the erections required for all the sexing they do on that show?
July 2010
2 posts
My ladyfriend bought me shoes! Thems my magic shoes. Yep she’s amazing
So, it’s been a while since I had a “for-real” update on tumblr (aside from changing “o’s” in words to “hew’s” to make the words read at a lower pitch.
Things couldn’t be better in all seriousness. I’m doing a whole mess of neurological research, I’m dating an amazingly kick-ass lady, and I’m moving in a month so I get...
June 2010
2 posts
yep…i’m one lucky dude.
bearsuite:
“man just go knock you out some hood rats”
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-Nathan, on what my next romantic venture should encompass. I think he may be right.
HEEEEWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDD RAAAAATTTTSSSSSS
May 2010
15 posts
existentialism, absurdism, and soccer.
bearsuite:
Albert Camus played soccer with passion and courage as a teenager. He also played keeper. As a child from a poor home, his grandmother would examine his shoes and beat him if the soles were worn, because the position of keeper requires little movement.
Camus is my favorite right after ole fydor d. The stranger is in my top three favorite books. Bffs?
i have to drive to Wolfe City, Tx every thursday to pick up chicken eggs for my research….i am meant to have a goddamn wolf tattoo or a wolf dog. or both.
jessicaannnielsen:
olemamba:
Rob, How the fuck have you never seen reign of fire? It’s got dragons in it. Alright alright alright. They die out for thousands of years and he stays the same age
That was one of the most ridiculous movies ever. Dragon apocalypse? Movies with dragons should also have wizards, which is why Rob bought the movie is because we are trying to expand our collection of...
Rob,
How the fuck have you never seen reign of fire? It’s got dragons in it. Alright alright alright. They die out for thousands of years and he stays the same age
What Stormtroopers do on Their Day Off →
bearsuite:
Lately (past few weeks) my stomach has been giving me so much trouble that I feel like Kurt Cobain. Hopefully I won’t have to resort to heroin to deal with my stomach issues, though. Or marry Courtney Love.
maybe you just miss me?
Seb come see me for mothers day next year :-(
FatBottomGirl: Big Sky Country →
I never got that before. I had never been west of Dallas. We’re driving somewhere a few hours out of El Paso, 8 hours strong on the road since Phoenix. Twilight is beginning to set. Ahead the sky is purple and cobalt. When I look back I see a burst of gold and orange. Above each is a mass of…
Welcome to Texas.
I wish I could teleport all my friends here. There’s so much awesome shit in Texas. I’ve made some awesome friends here i just long to share all of this stuff with my besties from back home. They premiered goddamn iron man 2 4 hours away from my house last week..and the star and director were there…
April 2010
34 posts
I forgot what having a crush on someone feels like. I can’t help but think it’s like one of those “loser has a crush on an awesome person” crush…kind of like my whole high school career. I realize I’m pretty awesome…but there’s always some sort of barrier in my way. Damn you fate.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
bearsuite:
Animal Collective (43)
Against Me! (20)
Cruel Hand (12)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (12)
Smashing Pumpkins (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
your artists of the week are getting more and more stonery….LOLZ
WEEZIN’ THE JU-ICE
NUGGS AND GRINDAGE
“does this BBQ pit come with a pussy magnet? Or did you install it yourself?”
Never ever! Should following sentence be used: “I recall anal coming up a few times in my Christian days.”
“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy
Like youve been drinking jack and coke all morning
She can make u feel high
Full a single greatest commodity known to man
Promise promise of a better day
Promise of a greater hope
Promise of a new tomorrow
This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautilful girl
In her smile & in her soul & the way she makes every rotten little thing...
Aaalllll my exes live in teeexaaaasss
bearsuite:
Austin and I are high as shit, singing along to Counting Crows’ “A Long December.” We were both in our underwear until about 5 minutes ago, and that only changed because I put cutoff shorts on. It’s 5.07pm. Did I mention that the song is blasting from my netbook, even though there’s a desktop computer hooked up to surround sound and a giant flatscreen THAT AUSTIN IS USING? Also, we...
bearsuite:
olemamba:
jessicaannnielsen:
olemamba:
if jess and megan can get lord of the rings tattoos to show their friendship…I think its high time Rob, Austin, Seb, and I got matching friendship dreamcatcher tattoos. or pot leaves….
either way, im coming home in a month for a couple of weeks fella’s we gettin’ tattoos.
I wanna dreamcatcher tooooo!!
can’t have two friendship tattoos...
jessicaannnielsen:
olemamba:
if jess and megan can get lord of the rings tattoos to show their friendship…I think its high time Rob, Austin, Seb, and I got matching friendship dreamcatcher tattoos. or pot leaves….
either way, im coming home in a month for a couple of weeks fella’s we gettin’ tattoos.
I wanna dreamcatcher tooooo!!
can’t have two friendship tattoos :-P
if jess and megan can get lord of the rings tattoos to show their friendship…I think its high time Rob, Austin, Seb, and I got matching friendship dreamcatcher tattoos. or pot leaves….
either way, im coming home in a month for a couple of weeks fella’s we gettin’ tattoos.
jessicaannnielsen:
Megan and I are getting LOTR friendship tattoos tonight because she’s leaving in 10 days and we are huge nerds. I’m nervous cause it’s my first. Pics to follow I’m sure. Hopefully I’m not weeping in them.
also, i had an idea about getting the eye of sauron tattooed on the back of my head last week in a drunken state of nerdom…luckily i was broke
jessicaannnielsen:
Megan and I are getting LOTR friendship tattoos tonight because she’s leaving in 10 days and we are huge nerds. I’m nervous cause it’s my first. Pics to follow I’m sure. Hopefully I’m not weeping in them.
TEH HELL?!?!?!? I’m coming home in like 4 weeks and she’s leaving again?!?!?!?!
Fuck a damn cigarette
Today I watched the Alamo, mad max: beyond thunderdome, and independence day. I’m ready to kill something or f$@k something
Funny things from the lexicon I keep on my iPhone.
Myrtle beach courtin’ britches
The Dickedher scale
Swamp Twang
Will never trust a female again. Never in a million fucking years did I expect reverse karma.
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“I’m not a smart man…but I know what love is.”-Forrest Gump
I am a smart man…and I do know what the fuck love is. I would have never moved away from all of my best friends whom I love dearly to fucking Texas had I not thought I was in fucking love and that I wanted to marry this girl. It’s hard to watch the person you make that kind of sacrifice for jusy...
Lying fucking bitch….
I take back all the sweet songs I’ve written about her lately
Wasted so much time, money and fucking optimism just to get fucked in the ass by my efforts. This always happens to me. Every girl I come out of my fucking shell for. 1200 miles away from all my friends and family for what?I thought I’d be spending my life with a girl who could carefuckingless about me now. It stops here. Right now. Anything with a uterus is the fucking enemy. I refuse to...
My worst fears since I moved here and since we broke up are apparently happening. Goddammit. Looks like I’ll be spending the next few days drinking myself senseless in a desperate attempt to not completely breakdown like a pussy